London isn’t just about sights, of course. It might come as a surprise, but these days the food is great. Londoners are blessed with superb cafes and restaurants, where pioneering British cooks are neighbours to the best chefs from across the world.

This is a fun city too. Many people will enjoy the brash glamour of the West End musicals, but you can also dive into the grubbily fashionable East End clubbing scene. Theatre buffs, pop fans and lovers of symphonic violins, devotees of stand-up comedy - if you know where to look, this town has the best Britain has to offer.

And I haven’t yet touched on the secret side of London.

London isn’t a city of magnificent, sweeping vistas. It wasn’t planned like Paris, it doesn’t have the canals of Venice. Instead, it grew organically out of disasters and mistakes into a curious, often cramped, always fascinating cluster of distinct districts.

The best London views come as a surprise: the glimpse of St Paul’s Cathedral from the bottom of scrubby Ludgate Hill or seeing the City open out at night looking east from Waterloo Bridge.

Many of the greatest pleasures of the city are on the smallest scale. The Sir John Soane Museum, for example: just a little townhouse, but packed with fascinating oddities. Or the brilliant St John: this key influence on modern British cooking is a casual restaurant, housed in a plain, whitewashed former smokehouse.

If you like walking, you’re in luck: this is a great city to explore on foot. The Queen and her crisply choreographed Household Regiments are a few minutes from the Houses of Parliament. Trafalgar Square and Nelson’s Column are just a stroll from the street entertainers of Covent Garden. If you’re tired or less mobile, public transport gets you anywhere you need to go - and a ride through central London in a black cab is a great addition to any sightseeing itinerary.

As I’ve hinted: the only way to do London is to give up. Give up the notion of doing the whole city, but there’s no need to be overawed by the range of options. Use the Simon Seeks guides to choose the handful of places you couldn’t bear to miss while you’re here - and build in plenty of time to make your own discoveries.

Enjoy your visit - and do please let me know how you get on!